thisshitfunny:

hit a lick

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phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

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If you were in prison, which of your fellow cast mates would you make your prison wife?

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ratchetmessreturns:

when you got no milk… 
10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

The 100 richest people in the world earned enough money in 2012 to end global poverty 4 times.

A Russian man once drank 3 bottles of vodka. He then jumped out of a 5 story window, walked back up, and jumped again.

Sir Ian McKellen, broke down and cried while filming ‘The Hobbit’.

Johnny Depp plans on having his cremated remains poured into a cask of whiskey, and requests every attendee at his funeral to take a sip.

Stephen King was once hit by a van - He ended up buying the van and destroying it to make himself feel better.

There was a crossover episode of Cops and the X-files called X-cops. Started off like a normal episode of Cops and then things got weird.

Roosevelt wanted to pass a 2nd Bill of Rights that would help assure financial equality, or the “Economic Bill of Rights”

The reason Mickey Mouse wears gloves is so that his hands can be seen when they’re in front of his body

Snapchat was originally marketed as an app to send nude pictures called Picaboo

In 2010, a Florida programmer paid 10,000 Bitcoins for two pizzas. Those bitcoin were worth $7 Million in 2013 and almost $6 Million today.

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tyleroakley:

parkingstrange:

this girl deserves an oscar

me when forced to do chores

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pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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i-threw-my-pie-for-you:

this show, man

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